LINKDING

Summary: Bingliu solve their differences in a really mature way that doesn't use physical violence at all. ➤ a fic that's doing very different things with a/b/o worldbuilding and it's so fun and funny ➤ sqq just wants to be able to talk monster lore with lqg and lbh without those two alphas getting all territorial at each other! ➤ meanwhile lbh and lqg..... figure out a way to resolve their differences ➤ bingliushen is definitely in their future ➤ I love them all ➤ 3.4k words in length ➤ (from the comments, acernor confirmed that lbh and lqg are both betta fish, yqy is an alpha emitter, and sqq is a chaitin constant (chaitin omega number))

Summary: <blockquote>Shen Yuan buys a body pillow, cyberstalks his nemesis, and joins a harem. Luo Binghe, recently escaped from the Endless Abyss, is just along for the ride.</blockquote> ➤ shen yuan definitely didn't intend to buy this body pillow of luo binghe what are you talking about ➤ he also definitely didn't involve his "essence" in an accidental ritual that summoned the real luo binghe ➤ however luo binghe is now here and he needs to do SOMETHING about that ➤ extremely funny, tshirt is always so good at the comic timing ➤ the airplane cameo is also perfect ➤ 4k words in length

<blockquote>Luo Binghe stumbles across an artifact that makes him smaller - much smaller. He can’t quite decide if this is a good or bad thing yet - being held in the palm of Shen Qingqiu’s hand is, of course, quite good, as is any chance to make himself look bullied and wronged. Shen Qingqiu wishes Luo Binghe wouldn’t consider all of the new possibilities to be good things, if only so that he never has to read about them in a future Chunshan volume.</blockquote>

<blockquote>This is not the damsel in distress rescue you are looking for. It's something else entirely. Allura had designed him business cards as a joke once: "Keith Kogane - I don't do assassinations. Anything else, we'll talk," with the contact number for his business comm pad. The joke was on her, though. He'd ordered 500. He was really sick as heck of people wasting his time because there was some loser they wanted dead. It had upped the weirdness quotient of calls he got from people who didn't know where else to turn, but he didn't mind.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Local Transmigrator Gets Reverted To His Eighteen-Year-Old Pre-Transmigration Self, Thinks He's Been Kidnapped By Perverts With A Cosplay Fetish</blockquote>

<blockquote>Emperor Luo Binghe understands almost immediately that his fifty-second wife's miraculous recovery from the brink of the death is not what it seems. It takes him longer to work out how lucky he's gotten.</blockquote> ➤ love the way that lbh is friends with nyy and lmy! and sqq has no idea what he's in for but he will enjoy every bit of it

<blockquote>"In order to please the lord, please his wife first." This is how Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe get front row seats to a gladiator fight, encounter a low level villain, walk into a papapa plot, and have an extremely under negotiated but intellectually rousing "discussion". Also, there is a really huge beetle.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Luo Binghe wakes up in the wilderness with no memories and an equally beautiful and equally amnesiac man next to him. Knowing only that he's married, he 100% absolutely correctly identifies who his husband is on the first try. A+ work Binghe.</blockquote>

<blockquote>If you can't find a boyfriend, home-summoned is fine. All Shang Qinghua needs to do is pass this last exam and he’ll be home free. No more sleepless nights in the library poring over spells he’ll never need again! No more burning his fingers when he reaches for the wrong reagents! He’ll be done! Except! He can’t! Fucking! Summon! </blockquote>

<blockquote>“I thought you were just a reader!” Shen Qingqiu yells, gesturing with his teacup and spilling some drops on his sleeve. “You’re the hack author himself? Master of plotholes? King of red herrings? Is this a stallion novel or a cultivation novel? It’s impossible to say, either way you’ve taken a dump on every genre convention! And the ending, I didn’t even get a chance to comment on it—” Shang Qinghua pushes himself back from the table, eyes wide. “Shen Yuan?”</blockquote> ➤ just reread this fic and it's as fun as it was the first time! ➤ in which sqq and sqh were exes back in the real world ➤ they figure out who each other are and immediately fall to bickering over what actually happened in their relationship ➤ these two are SO FUNNY and SO RIDICULOUS and my heart gave a pang anyway! truly the magic of cumplane ➤ I love them and they're the worst <3333 ➤ 2k words in length

<blockquote>Grandmaster Lan Qiren voluntarily taking part in a night hunt is something unheard of. Jingyi weasels his way in to figure out why. Turns out that when people bicker like an old married couple, sometimes it’s because they are an old (possibly) married couple. Jingyi didn’t sign up for this. But he’s pretty sure neither did anyone else.</blockquote>

<blockquote> Luo Binghe didn't look at him while he asked his question. “If you were to realize that you only were capable of hurting the one you love, if the very act of your love caused them pain, what would you do?” Oh my god, Shen Qingqiu’s poor asshole. When Luo Binghe comes to Shang Qinghua for relationship advice again, Shang Qinghua finds himself getting very invested in helping out. In a very normal, very professional way. Definitely. </blockquote>

<blockquote>Who really wrote the works of Voltaire? In a highly controversial panel, three major candidates emerge.</blockquote>

<blockquote>As it happened, Joe was straight; he just happened to be currently girlfriend-less. And just because you were straight didn’t mean you had to be a dick about this stuff. He could absolutely win this game. Nicky was going to be fighting all that Catholic guilt. (or: the one where they start playing gay chicken and never stop)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Marcus speaks British badly; Esca's Latin is even worse. Luckily this has never caused them any problems before. Now, however, grammatically incorrect and highly seditious graffiti has sprung up all over the town of Calleva, and Marcus has just 10 days to teach Esca Latin before the Tribune Placidus comes investigating...</blockquote>

<blockquote>The thing about the Gate translator was that after the first few weeks, you stopped thinking about it most of the time, until something happened like Ronon bumping shoulders with Teyla after a particularly uncomfortable meeting with a village elder and saying, "Bros before hoes."</blockquote> ➤ Or: atlantis galaxy has a/b/o dynamics. John and Rodney are oblivious.

<blockquote>"IF YOU ARE TIRED OF OF BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE, BOLDLY COME WITH US!"</blockquote> ➤ or, Kirk and friends decide to create a wiki of the sexual practices of known species

<blockquote>AUs I'm definitely not writing.</blockquote> ➤ the last two are the best ones

<blockquote>Tentacles and true love. "No way," Rodney says out loud. "No fucking way am I coming home after a long day of offworld Wraith-craziness just to get molested by the Ancient tentacular shower attachments, no way – "</blockquote>

<blockquote>Ray's a hipster college kid. Brad's a Marine. “You know,” the kid says, drawling. “This kind of homophobic rhetoric has no place in modern America, homes. Although I am a dicksucking liberal, both of those things are literally true.” He’s suddenly crowded up close behind Brad as the line reshuffles, and Brad can hear an obnoxious smirk in his voice as he says, “Want me to demonstrate, Marine?”</blockquote> ➤ sequel: I want your drama http://archiveofourown.org/works/370444

<blockquote>The thing about being a captain of a starship is that you forget how to break up with people; the starship is a gigantic, unmistakable clue that you're probably not sticking around.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Kathy Beth Terry knows a lot of stuff. She knows about the solar system and how to make a model of a volcano using vinegar and baking soda. She knows about the states of matter and how there aren't just three, but four, even though most people forget about plasma (she feels really bad for plasma; does plasma get sad?). She even knows about raising chickens, and is reading a book about mice. Mice are awesome. Kathy Beth Terry also knows that she is both the most beautiful girl in the world and the ugliest, and that that is sort of a problem. Because Kathy Beth Terry is totally boy crazy.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The cast and crew of Horrible Histories CBBC takes the piss out of Gay and Lesbian history. Sketches include: “Internatyonal Man of Myfterie”, “The Lesbians who Don’t Do Anything”, “Henry Bollingbroke Doesn’t Like Dick”, and three new Savage Songs!</blockquote>

➤ in which Logan fixes the events of XMFC. Like a boss.