LINKDING

<blockquote>While travelling alone, Wei Wuxian finds a baby animal in need of rescue. If he'd realized in the moment what kind of animal it was, he probably wouldn't have picked it up... Or Wei Wuxian accidentally adopts a puppy and life instantly becomes a lot more complicated from there.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Liu Qingge finds himself unwillingly charmed by Shen Qingqiu's new pet tiger while Luo Binghe is mysteriously off peak. The two are, of course, completely unrelated.</blockquote>

<blockquote>So there was this jar, and it had so much peanut butter still in it, and when his fox nose scented it and didn’t catch any poison or spoilage, what was he supposed to do? Not avail himself of this gift? No. He shoved his delicate little snout right in there and got to licking, but, you know… Elegantly. Definitely not snarfing and making horrible little fox sounds and rolling around on the ground while he went ham on the jar. Sure, he had to work a little bit to get at the last of it, but anything good is worth working for, right? So finally, triumphant, no longer starving, and maybe a little thirsty now from eating half a cup of peanut butter in about two minutes, he’d tried to remove his head from the jar. Operative word tried. Or: Wei Ying gets stuck. Lan Zhan helps.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“Your curse runs deeper. Animal transformation is old, old magic, and on top of that she added the bit about love. We’ll have to lift it the old-fashioned way.” “The old-fashioned way?” Jaskier sputtered. “And what, pray tell, is that?” Geralt still wasn’t looking at him. “We find your true love.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Honestly, she’s only 90% sure that Nicky is the white guy and Joe is the Middle Eastern guy. She’s been waiting for somebody to drop a name to 100% confirm it, but Andy just calls them 'Joeandnicky', and they call each other a lot of stuff in a bunch of different languages that are probably pet names." --- Joe, Nicky, and Nile are on dogsitting duty.</blockquote>

<blockquote>- Benton Fraser has a dog. (Or wolf. Or wolf-dog.) - Benton Fraser’s dog is Diefenbaker. He’s deaf (sometimes), and freakishly smart, and maybe-probably-doesn’t-but-maybe talks back. - That’s Fraser. That’s who Fraser is. He’s the guy with the wolf (dog). And that hasn't changed since 1981.</blockquote> ➤ HOLY FUCK

<blockquote>This fic contains Old Men and squirrels. ...nope, that's basically it. That's the fic. Old men and squirrels.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Face squirrel Seine rescue. I don't know what else to say.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Prompt is: "Courfeyrac adopts seabird!Marius"</blockquote> ➤ or: Actual Booby Marius Pontmercy

<blockquote>In which Cosette encounters a booby in the Ménagerie of the Jardin des Plantes, and Valjean is relieved. (Knowledge of Aubrey-Maturin canon not required.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Grantaire," he says slowly. "What do you have in that box?" Grantaire looks up at Enjolras, his eyes very blue even with the glaze of drunkenness at the edges. "A favor," he says.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Absolute and utter crack, also Hugo pastiche flash-fic. My apologies to the Quartier de Picpus, though as one folk etymology of the name is pique-puce (flea-bite) I feel octopi are an improvement.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Gymont waits for Javert to come back from the Seine.</blockquote> ➤ Gymont being Javert's horse

<blockquote>Hilarion decides to take Alexios's measure, by means of biological warfare (which is to say "ferrets"). Faintly pre-slashy.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Okay, whoops," John said, just after Rodney turned into a dolphin. At least, he was pretty sure that the dolphin was Rodney: it was better than thinking that Rodney and the dolphin had unexpectedly switched places, and Rodney had been transported to the middle of the ocean somewhere.</blockquote> ➤ That's weird that I never bookmarked this before; I've totally read it!

<blockquote>Bericus was minded of his wolf often.</blockquote>

<blockquote>it isn’t until eames shoots the first mate of the fisher in the chest with a harpoon gun that he wonders how this will affect his chance at tenure.</blockquote> ➤ eames fell into being a prof (ornithology), arthur is cobb's ta, and there are illegal whalers in the bay they want to infiltrate and take down

<blockquote>He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.</blockquote> ➤ http://archiveofourown.org/works/483010

<blockquote>Stephen is briefly indisposed (viz., a penguin), but things change remarkably little.</blockquote>

<blockquote>It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Abelard and Bernard are pomeranians and they have been bad.</blockquote> ➤ theological disagreements in a cute-fluffy-animal au!

<blockquote>The part of her that was still Loki was astonished, after the long months of clumsy, heavy pregnancy, at how quickly the birth occurred. She should, of course, have remembered that: mares in the royal stable tended to foal at night, preferred no one to be watching, and by the time the two princes arrived in the morning, still in their night clothes, to admire the new foal, it was generally up, dry, and wobbling about.</blockquote> ➤ http://archiveofourown.org/works/334096

<blockquote>A tale of <del>mystery, intrigue,</del> alien critters!</blockquote>