Summary:
<blockquote>"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.</blockquote>
➤ sqq is given a truth serum that comes with a side of lowered inhibitions, during the trial in jinlan city
➤ nobody is prepared for the kinds of truths sqq wants to share (thoughtful and detailed list of who's hottest)
➤ or, tbh, for the truths that come out by the wayside
➤ funny and cute
➤ 4k words in length
