<blockquote>Friendship means never having to say you’re sorry that the lighting in that Instagram made them look sallow. All of the bulbs in Walmart are fluorescent, so, really: what can you do.</blockquote>
➤ the whole "my son" thing that fandom is doing these days is obnoxious and annoying to me, and it is creeping into fanfic entirely too much, but otherwise this was an enjoyable fic.