<blockquote>I've been threatening for three days now to write out this meta about why Aziraphale chooses to present himself as gay, despite being sexless and not even a man, and here it is! It took eight straight hours of writing, and there are 35 footnotes, with constant reference to the text. Kill me!
This meta is basically me picking apart the things that make Aziraphale come across as gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, and then talking about why he'd choose to present himself like that, and also, that I love him. I love him so much.</blockquote