LINKDING

<blockquote> Jiang Cheng ground his teeth together so hard Wei Wuxian winced in sympathy for his dentist. “Lan Wangji’s brother,” he bit out, “left him with you and asked you to try to break the curse, and you decided that meant you should go—go pimp him out to attractive women? Or, three fairy tales Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are absolutely not allowed to participate in. </blockquote> ➤ Snippets of fairy tale aus

<blockquote>“Hanguang-jun,” Wei Wuxian repeats. His heart clenches. He wants—but he’d really meant to have this nightmare stuff down before they met again, so he wouldn’t find himself relying on Lan Wangji’s nearness. He’s not supposed to go back yet. But he’s so tired, and his will crumbles. “Yeah,” he says. “All right. Take me back to Gusu with you.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>Uhura ends up in Kirk's mom's body. Then shit gets weird.</blockquote>