Summary:
Prompt: Oblivious aro ace SQQ who somehow matchmakes everyone around him into perfectly happy relationships by giving wrong context but applicable advice.
➤ svsss fic wherein sqq is an oblivious aroace who just wants to be left alone to enjoy his disciple's company in peace (binghe even does the voices when he reads aloud!) but other people in his sect keep bothering him by needing things
➤ sqq has no idea that his efforts to get people's problems dealt with results in impressively effective matchmaking
➤ cute and fun!
➤ 6k words in length
