<blockquote>"Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."
"Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.
[In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]</blockquote>
➤ Feels more like origfic bc it's so far divorced from canon, but I enjoyed it regardless
