<blockquote>A footnote about how a little girl named Alice became the princess of Clacks towers, made a friend whose face she never saw, invented the internet, learned mathematics from orcs, taught coding to rocket wizards and grew up to be the second best hacker on the Disc.
Notes:
This is a story about a minor character in Going Postal, a girl named Alice working on the Clacks towers. I thought it would be fun to expand on her story, and put her into contact with some of the settings and characters from Monstrous Regiment, Unseen Academicals, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, The Truth, Jingo, and various wizard-themed subplots.</blockquote>
