LINKDING

<blockquote>What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals. The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."</blockquote>

<blockquote>“I know what the problem is,” Pepper announced, with a grandiose air. “It’s heteronormativity, is what it is.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>I don't believe my will's quite free.</blockquote>

<blockquote>London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums.</blockquote>

<blockquote>There are only two ways a child can go with a name like Warlock Lovecraft Faustus Dowling, and War had chosen the other one.</blockquote> ➤ LOVE IT

<blockquote>(it's more likely than you think) Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon. Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning. It goes about as well as you'd expect.</blockquote> ➤ YESSSSSSSSSS

<blockquote>Warlock Dowling is over-dramatic, insecure and inclined towards running away, which makes sense since he was primarily raised by a certain over-dramatic demon. After the apocalypse Warlock heads home to England to find his nanny.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Mrs. Bennet attempts to husband hunt. Aziraphale attempts to buy a book. No one gets what they want.</blockquote>

<blockquote>There are, as far as Warlock is concerned, two main problems with the New Boy, at school. The first, is that he’s a Townie, and there on a scholarship. The second, is that when Warlock gives him the opportunity for him to copy Adam’s Politics homework, Adam has the audacity to snort, and roll his eyes, and go back to his book. -- Certain events Concerning a boarding school, two individuals neither angel nor devil, two eleven-year-old boys, and library fees.</blockquote>

<blockquote>This is the problem with children, of course. They ask difficult questions.</blockquote>

<blockquote>It's the year 2000 and the Antichrist walks in Pittsburgh. Sometimes he takes the bus.</blockquote>

<blockquote>One switch too many finds Sister Mary Loquacious raising the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness. Or, as she calls him, Jude. She's always liked The Who.</blockquote>

<blockquote>A rare book collector posting on a niche internet forum is dismayed to discover the last missing book is only available at the best worst bookshop in London.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Warlock Dowling, not-the-anti-christ, was still heavily influenced by an angel and a demon as a child, and it definitely impacted him, as a person. This is a brief excerpt of a visit to his long-term therapist, a very nice and as yet unnamed lady.</blockquote>

no summary ➤ Aziraphale and Crowley over the years

<blockquote>Crowley has a reputation to maintain . . . and he's found the perfect mark.</blockquote> ➤ okay this version of the crossover is great too

<blockquote>Crowley hadn’t bothered with this kind of petty soul-trading in decades, and he was meant to meet Aziraphale for breakfast in 45 minutes.</blockquote> ➤ an excellently executed crossover

<blockquote>While inventorying the books in his “new” shop, Aziraphale discovers a special shelf that’s not of this world. Discworld crossover!</blockquote>

<blockquote>"So God's speechless," Crowley interrupted loudly.</blockquote> ➤ A and C drunk and talking about the nature of the Metatron

<blockquote>On a trip to London (most likely to see where IS is filmed), Abed ends up in Aziraphale's bookshop.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Van Horne has bought Red a drink.</blockquote>

➤ In which Crowley accidentally instigates the Trojan war over the course of a drunken conversation with Paris.

➤ In which, in punishment for the whole eschaton fiasco, Aziraphale is turned into a human. ➤ Nnnnot exactly a happy ending.

➤ In which Crowley has lost his memory, because Adam thinks it's a good idea.

<blockquote>Crowley's worst fear is that he is demonic through and through.</blockquote>

➤ Crowley, Aziraphale, and a quack revivalist

➤ In which Aziraphale is recalled to heaven, and both parties are supremely upset at being separated from each other. So they fix it. ➤ (involves Crowley accidentally making a trip to heaven! And being quite inventively terrible to Aziraphale's replacement! Funtimes)

➤ In which Buffy discovers that an impending apocalypse has been STOPPED. By SOMEONE ELSE. This never happens!

➤ In which Crowley is singularly unhelpful in Lestrade, Watson, and Holmes' attempts to discover the events that Crowley and Aziraphale had been tangled up in.

➤ Aziraphale and Crowley, left alone at the end of the world, talking about what they miss and don't miss and stuff like that.