<blockquote>And then I start thinking: Aliens only ever want slash characters to do four things: Be (or pose as) master and slave; ingest intoxicants; fight; or fuck. Why not something really useful? Carry water, chop wood, build stuff? Or something genuinely entertaining? Dance? Sing? Or, for unfathomable alien reasons, crochet?</blockquote>
➤ And then the comment section is full of ficlets about aliens making people crochet/knit/do other needlework