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summary: A demon traps disciple Yue Qingyuan inside his happiest memory, and Shen Qingqiu has to enter the dream construct in order to free him. He's expecting to see Yue Qingyuan being accepted into Cang Qiong Mountain sect, or becoming head disciple of Qiong Ding. Maybe being a heroic righteous cultivator and winning the adulation and love of the grateful populace. He's not expecting /this/. ➜ short fic about Yue Qingyua being caught in a demon's trap that ensnares him in a dream he'll never want to leave; original Shen Qingqiu enters the dream to get him out ➜ as the author's tags say: "you can lead these idiots to a contrived plot device but you can't make them communicate" and it's soooooo true, bless ➜ it's simply. so THEM. ➜ 1k words

Summary: Shizun needed to go back to Cang Qiong. Whether or not Binghe liked it. or, Binghe's first steps to getting back onto Qing Jing Peak. ➤ svsss post-canon bingqiu fic ➤ lbh realises that sqq needs more enrichment in his life. he needs to be able to go back to qing jing ➤ therefore lbh needs to make it possible for lbh to be allowed back at cang qiong again! ➤ he goes about this in the most luo binghe way possible ➤ as always, tshirt's sense of comic timing in this fic is PERFECT omg ➤ I love it ➤ 1k words in length

Summary: Airplane-bro, I'm tired of filling in all your plot holes!!! Shen Qingqiu writes, and then pauses, brush held dangling over the page. ➤ endless abyss era svsss ➤ sqq writing angry notes to sqh about his worldbuilding, sqh accusing sqq of pulling his pigtails to get his attention ➤ god I love these emotionally constipated nerds <3 ➤ 1k words

summary: Liu Qingge pursues a demonic presence and is startled by who he encounters. ➤ Liu Qingge meets a demonic Liu Qingge. Tianlang-jun is unhelpful. ➤ very fun and funny, I love Liu Qingge's opinions on his demonic alternate self - and what you can gather about what demon Liu Qingge thinks about this human version of himself! ➤ also the brief glimpse of alternate sqq is glorious and I want to know more ➤ 1k words in length

Summary: Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe get themselves into a Situation at Shen Yuan's sister's wedding. ➤ modern au svsss, liu qingge and luo binghe as guests at a wedding, dancing with each other to get shen yuan's attention ➤ the dynamics between all of them here are so perfect, the unwilling attraction between bingliu and the unspoken understanding between them at the end! ➤ 900 words in length

Summary: Mobei Jun is big, Shang Qinghua is small. At least until they get their clothes off. ➤ moshang ficlet about having a size similarity kink ➤ it's so cute and fun!! ➤ 830 words in length

Summary: “It’s only on paper,” Shen Qingqiu says soothingly, even voice doing very little to calm Liu Qingge’s nerves. “This contract with the former Junshang’s descendant will make an excellent stopgap until we can broker a more longterm peace with the demonic realm.” He directs his warm smile at Liu Qingge. As if Liu Qingge doesn’t already know this! He wipes his hands on his fine, embroidered robes. Stupid things- much too thin to give any protection against a blade. “The duel,” he says, trying to keep his head in the game. “It’s still the most likely outcome, right?” ➤ svsss au fic where as part of peace efforts between the human and demonic realms, marriage has been arranged between lqg and lbh ➤ nobody's pleased with the thought of the marriage actually taking place and everyone expects a duel rather than a completed marriage ceremony ➤ stands alone as a fun glimpse into the world of this story, but author hints at the possibility of it being the first chapter in a longer fic (that would probably end up bingliushen) ➤ 1.7k words in length

Summary: “You honestly don’t mind?” Shen Qingqiu’s long fingers hover over Zhuzhi-Lang’s forearm, just shy of brushing against a patch of dark green scales. They shimmer beneath unforgiving sunlight. A sharp contrast to the wan skin that cuts through in uneven splotches. “How could this humble one mind?” Zhuzhi-Lang ducks his head, smiling. “If Immortal Master Shen wishes to further his education on the snake race, it is my honor to be of assistance.” ➤ an svsss fic wherein zhuzhi-lang lets sqq examine him to make notes about snake demons. they're both into it. ➤ it's so cute!! and funny. and very them! ➤ slash-flavoured gen ➤ 2k words in length

summary: <blockquote> "Binghe," Shen Qingqiu gasps, pressed against the wall of the cottage. "Binghe, it hasn’t been three days." "But I’ve been very good," Luo Binghe pleads. "Please, Shizun. I won’t even put it all the way in. Just the tip." Shen Qingqiu squirms under the onslaught of messy wet kisses pressed to his neck, his robes pulled away to grant access. "Just the tip," he agrees. / Shen Qingqiu agrees to let Luo Binghe fuck him… with just the tip. It goes about as successfully as you might predict.</blockquote> ➤ extremely cute binqiu being pleased with themselves and having sex about it ➤ one of the tags is "binqiu-typical bad consent etiquette" lol and that's accurate ➤ I love them and they're disasters <3 ➤ 1k words in length

Summary: <blockquote>Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.</blockquote>

<blockquote>liu sibs in modern times are like uh. those kids with about ten different extracurriculars and no free time. they’re booked into ballet and music lessons and everything else for the foreseeable future. and then their parents pass away.</blockquote>

➤ takes place entirely in comments on webnovels

<blockquote>Shen Yuan’s eyes widened when he opened the door to find his regular courier standing there, drenched, pitiful and dripping copiously onto his door mat. Luo Binghe looked like a particularly handsome drowned rat. “Shit, I’m sorry,” Shen Yuan said with a wince. “I tried to cancel! It just came on so suddenly—seriously, fuck rainy season.” Luo Binghe had received the cancelation text, and he had ignored it. He knew how to work in these conditions, and Shen Yuan needed to eat. God only knew what the man would try to bolt down if Luo Binghe left him to his own devices.</blockquote>

<blockquote>When Luo Binghe was eleven he told everyone in his class that when he grew up, he was going to marry Mister Shen from “Stories and Songs with Shen Yuan”. Even his nice teacher had laughed at him—though she’d stopped laughing when Luo Binghe had punched the class bully Ming Fan, who’d jeered that “Stories and Songs” was for babies, hard enough to give the awful boy a bloody nose. Luo Binghe didn’t think laughter was an appropriate response to his declaration. After all, he hadn’t been joking. Luo Binghe adored that fresh-faced, becardiganed twenty year old television personality with his entire, earnest little heart. </blockquote>

<blockquote>“I feel like I’m trapped in an abusive relationship with this work. Why won’t it let me leave?” - Peerless Cucumber, Chapter 1273, Proud Immortal Demon Way. An analysis of the unending cycle of hope and disappointment visible in the comments left by User PeerlessCucumber. Why does Cucumber keep having semi-positive expectations, in what ways are they killed off, and how intentionally was this done by Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky?</blockquote> ➤ in-universe meta about pidw and peerless cucumber as a commenter

<blockquote>WHO COULD THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE BE BETWEEN? IT'S A MYSTERY</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Qingqiu stares down at his chest. Huh. So it's that kind of wife plot. He feels a little strange, but that's probably because he has... ahem. Well. He tugs his robes closed. They don't quite fit right.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shang Qinghua finally convinces Shen Qingqiu to get, and use, Tantan (China's IP-rip-off answer to Tinder). Luo Binghe is less than thrilled with this development.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Sha Hualing's wives aren't getting pregnant. What gives?</blockquote> ➤ written for the Discovery Channel Exchange, with whiptail lizards as the prompt

<blockquote>Airplane's haphazard deep lore has done it again.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Yuan wakes up as Ning Yingying and promptly decides he must befriend Luo Binghe because it's honestly so sad that the protagonist doesn't have a single friend. The results are... mixed.</blockquote> ➤ it's just the introduction to this AU rather than a fully realized retelling, but it's fun for what it is!

<blockquote>Yue Qingyuan knows he is seen as an able negotiator, a skilled leader, someone who accomplishes any task set before him, no matter how impossible. He does not feel it now, as his two greatest failures sit before him.</blockquote>

<blockquote>wait do you guys remember that tumblr that was called "garfield without garfield". just garfield strips with the cat removed so it became an absurdist comedy. svsss without binghe</blockquote> ➤ really more of a not-fic but holy shit this is an amazing idea

<blockquote>[originally a threadfic] Initially, the peak lord of An Ding takes in Mobei Jun out of pity. The child is big and strong for his age, but his potential to cultivate is low. He’s a strange and silent boy, friendless, lacking in ambition. The lord takes him in thinking he’ll probably end up having all the hard labor shoved onto him, just another mediocre An Ding disciple, but that’s still better than never getting to cultivate at all. As it turns out, he is wrong.</blockquote>

<blockquote>In a no System AU, Shang Qinghua is still found out as Airplane, and Shen Qingqiu still pushed Luo Binghe into the Abyss. (After acquiring the Sun and Moon Dew Flower seeds and setting up Shen Qingqiu's retirement plan, Shang Qinghua ... didn't go away. He kept coming back.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>In a rare oasis in the endless abyss, Luo Binghe tries to masturbate while thinking about anything besides Shen Qingqiu. You can guess how well that goes for him.</blockquote> ➤ a sadhorny moment of respite for binghe in the abyss. lovely scene-setting, great feels

<blockquote>Shen Yuan doesn't remember writing a 300k PIDW fix-it fic, but he must have, because it's been posted to his AO3 account. (He doesn't remember getting an AO3 account either.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe are happily married, and no one is more surprised about it than Shen Qingqiu. Not that he’s not pleased with it! He is, is fact, quite pleased. Happy, one might say. Marital bliss, etc etc. But in terms of consistency, he just… really assumed that the protagonist was straight. All those women, seduced and bedded; wasn’t Binghe quite the ladykiller in the original? It just doesn’t seem logical that he would fall in love with anyone but a woman. Ah, but these are the mysteries of the universe. How strange, that the protagonist ended up with a man... unless...? (Postcanon, bingqiu discover they are both lesbians)</blockquote> ➤ oh my god sqq

<blockquote>🎁A gift thread for cleromance 🎁 Enjoy my first Liushen courting ficlet</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Yuan hates Shang Qinghua's sex scenes. Or so she claims.</blockquote>