LINKDING

Summary: <blockquote>While Luo Binghe is in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu is struck by a strange poison that gives him a woman's body. The only solution: orgasm. Who on earth will be able to help him...?</blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Yuan is beginning to regret telling Meimei he feels perfectly fine, actually, and doesn't need her to come "check in on him." It was fine, when it was just the fever and stuffy nose on top of the regular old chronic pain and stomach issues. The fever must have climbed higher than he'd thought in the last few hours, though, because he seems to have dreamed up an entire xianxia cultivator-looking dude falling through a hole in reality into his living room. “Ow,” the hallucination says. “What the hell,” says Shen Yuan. / A post-canon Liu Qingge stumbles into an alternate Earth. Shen Yuan tries out a new pain management technique.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Look, there were thousands of wives in PIDW, ok? That meant thousands of wife plots. Was Shen Qingqiu really expected to recognize them all? And further, how could he expect them when totally incompatible characters were involved, like himself and Liu Qingge?! A sort-of spiritual sequel to the Record of when Master Liu Fought a Succubus/Honeymoon Daybook extras, and therefore set during Binghe's sojourn in the Abyss.</blockquote>

<blockquote>After the Immortal Alliance Conference leaves Shen Qingqiu a wreck, Liu Qingge does everything he can to pull him off of Qing Jing and away from Luo Binghe's sword mound. When he finally finds the perfect excuse, it doesn't matter much to him that it would mean disrupting the careful courtship he's had going for years, so long as he can help Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu... doesn't quite understand.</blockquote> ➤ sqq thinks it's a pretend relationship scenario but actually lqg has been sincerely courting him for years