<blockquote>Luke makes out with Angela's clone and Angela gets mad and seduces Moira just to make Luke mad, and then Ryan and Luke duel to the death with their lightsabers and it ends up in an Angela/Angela's clone/Moira threesome. And Ryan feels really bad and flies off to Mars forever.</blockquote>
➤ In which an enterprising author writes an intentionally terrible fic for a nonexistent fandom, and then people get into a glorious wank in the comments over said fandom.
