<blockquote>“Oh, hey,” Wei Ying says as the audiobook starts up. “Snacks?"
Lan Zhan spares a glance from the road as Wei Ying hoists his tote bag of goodies and opens up some Takis. “The driver should not eat,” he says.
Wei Ying stuffs three Takis into his mouth at once and mulls aloud, “You totally wouldn’t let me eat in your car if I wasn’t getting an abortion.”
“Mn,” Lan Zhan agrees.
Wei Ying crunches happily. “I should probably insist on being treated normally,” he says, mouth half-full, “but fuck it. Normally you’re mean to me.”</blockquote>
➤ wwx gets accidentally knocked up, and needs his work nemesis to drive him to his abortion