<blockquote>“The really sad thing here, is I know how straight you are,” MJ adds.
“It’s true, my only loving is for the ladies,” Johnny says, with a deep sigh. “Don’t worry, Parker, if I suddenly go all Brokeback, I’ll be coming for you.”
“That sounds terrifying, please don’t do that,” Peter says.</blockquote>
➤ aka "asshole superhero fratboy roommates"
