<blockquote>"'The Institute of Cross-Time Education welcomes you! You have been personally selected to take part in this exciting opportunity for cross-time exchanges of cultural knowledge and entertainment..."
And Professor North, the lucky classicist, is responsible for instructing the resulting set of extremely classic students.</blockquote>
➤ I'm quite sure I'm missing a lot of the humour by not knowing most of these people but it's hilarious anyways