<blockquote>“Hey, Brian,” my house said back. “The coffee is on. What would you like for breakfast today? External conditions are: 9 degrees Celsius, 5 knots wind from the southeast gusting to 15, weather expected to be clear and seasonable. This unit has initiated quarantine protocols, in accordance with directive seventy-two—”
“Breaker, Glory.”
“Waiting.”
Quarantine protocols? “Place a call—”
“I’m sorry, Brian,” Glory said. “No outside phone access is available.”</blockquote>
➤ in which having a very secure smarthouse just means you're vulnerable to hackers kidnapping you by trapping you in your own home