<blockquote>"We are not alive!" Rodney yelled. "We are barbeque! You don't realize—the stasis pods, we barely have a clue how they work, they're completely experimental and Zelenka barely knows anything about them—Carson would never put us in there unless—"</blockquote>
➤ or the one where Rodney and John are stuck in an only half-decent virtual reality together for a long time and among other things solve a Millenium Problem.
➤ Also I keep being astonished at how many fics I DIDN'T BOOKMARK back in the day. Don't worry, people who follow me on pinboard, I'll stop harping on this subject someday, but I'm still busy judging my past self SO HARD