LINKDING

Summary: <blockquote>In-between meeting back up at the start of ep 44 and returning to the burial mounds, the trio stops to get Wen Ning presentable for their upcoming trip through a small town.</blockquote> ➤ wen ning touch-starved and uncomfortable with the changes in his body as a fierce corpse

<blockquote>"Gege, look at you, begging so shamelessly for more. What would you have said if you could have seen yourself like this eight hundred years ago?" Hua Cheng, who was three fingers deep in Xie Lian, thought he knew what to expect from his darling, beloved, deeply out of his league long term lover and hysterical obsession. And yet, somehow, Xie Lian always managed to surprise him. The crown prince burst into laughter. </blockquote>

<blockquote>Murder. Jealousy. Hidden desire. A mission and a mystery turn into something much more.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“Sir Su, I believe I have been given a certain drug. My mother sent a message warning me of it. It could have been placed in my food or drink at any time in the last two days; its initial action is slow. She said I would know when it began, and advised me to keep only company I could trust for the hours it lasted.”</blockquote> ➤ failed sex pollen

<blockquote>Xiao Shu did not warn Jingyan before he kissed him.</blockquote> ➤ tagged "Area Teen Sucks At Polyamory" and omg perf tag

<blockquote>“I didn't even notice at first,” Wei Wuxian said, "Maybe if I'd had to pee as often then as I do now, but we had a lot going on."</blockquote>

<blockquote>“Jingyan, pour the tea,” ordered Lin Shu, stretched sweating on the scorched grass. “Pour it yourself,” said Jingyan. “I can’t, I’m dead. Nihuang has killed me. Murdered by his fiancée when he was still a beautiful young gentleman, that’s what they’ll say. A tragedy! Anyway you should do it, you’re the waterbender.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Jingyan tucked his hands into his sleeves and said with serene and infinite calm, “I am going to kill him.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>Jingyan rolled his eyes a little. “I mean that there is no need to be secretive,” he said. He nodded at Meng, who was looking both confused and alarmed. “It is unkind of you, Sir Su, to force Commander Meng to tell lies; it makes him very uncomfortable.”</blockquote> ➤ pretend dating that's really truly only for pretend and doesn't go anywhere

<blockquote>“I would like to hear your opinion of Lin Shu,” said Prince Jing abruptly one evening.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“Your father wishes to see you, Jingyan,” murmurs Consort Jing at the end of Jingyan’s visit. Jingyan freezes.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“I want to have sex,” said Changsu. He sounded very cross.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Nihuang with her heart pounding squeezed the Emperor’s hand. She had known before she submitted the report that it might not work. She had already thought of her last resort. She confessed, “I could not choose from the nine good men, your Majesty, because the one I wanted was not there.”</blockquote> ➤ Perhaps not the best idea to end up with a fic focused on questions of identity as your first fic in a fandom but it looked fun so here we are. And it turns out this one is totally readable even if you don't know the characters! Even if I'm sure I'm missing absolute boatloads of nuance. I was still right - it was fun.

<blockquote>Rey gets sick not long after arriving at Luke’s hideaway. To her surprise, the man who said he didn’t want her as a Padawan takes care of her, goes back to civilisation to make sure she’ll be okay, and, all right, makes her his Padawan. Alternatively: affectionate Luke & Rey bonding, and Rey realising that she’s found her place in the universe (and it’s right here with Luke, Finn, Chewie, Poe, Leia, and the Resistance).</blockquote>

<blockquote>Bar is a normal fangirl who begins to question her sanity after reading the entire works of erotic author Chuck Tingle over the course of one month. But when her hot lesbian sanity shows up in her bedroom and shows her the true cosmic significance of pounding butts things take a turn for the erotic. This erotic tale is 2,300 words of jokes and sizzling human on anthropomorphic personification action, including anal, fisting, and cunnilingus, but mostly jokes.</blockquote> ➤ the fanfic the tingleverse has always needed, opening up the joys of anthorpomorphic personification sex to more than just dudes

<blockquote>The last thing the Resistance thought they were getting in Finn was a decent chef, but Finn’s been cooking for his squad since he was small. He doesn’t mind cooking for his new friends — especially since Resistance cuisine is pretty damn awful. There's also the fact that Finn never really had a place to fit in when he was a Stormtrooper, and his journey to finding a place to fit with the Resistance. Or alternatively — five times Finn cooked for other people, and one time other people cooked for him.</blockquote>

<blockquote>After the Battle of Yavin, whoever's in charge of the Rebel barracks tells Luke he can go through Biggs' things - someone has to do it, and everyone knows he and Luke were best friends, since Biggs hasn't shut up about the kid since he left Tatooine. Maybe he finds some keepsakes from home, or some holos of them he didn't even know Biggs had, or he takes some of Biggs' clothes, even though they're too big, because they remind him of him?</blockquote>

<blockquote>"It's so green here," Rey says, wonderingly, the first morning; the first sunrise. "And the clouds! There's just so much color." "Just wait until it's really spring," Luke says. "I know patience is tough at your age—" Without looking, he can feel her tense, irritation scratching at the back of her mind. She's spent her whole life waiting. "Or maybe that was just me," he adds, smiling. </blockquote>

<blockquote>Han comes back as a Force ghost. I have no idea how this could work; maybe he had latent Force abilities, maybe it's something Leia taught him, maybe he can't use the Force but the Force really likes him and grants him this wish. Either way, Han is back, gleefully haunting the shit out of Leia, who is just as gleeful to have her man back in her life.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Grantaire and Feuilly walk home together.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Oh my GOD! I offered Allonius and Zoill's Octapii, because those are the only characters I felt able to write and then I got your prompt which talked about literally every other character except for the ones I offered. DON'T REQUEST 'ANY' IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE MATCHING WORKS, JACKASS! And that's without even going into all your other fails. You are basically lucky that I decided to be the better person and write a wonderful story that is not in any way a meta-criticism of how you suck when it comes to gift exchanges or of how much I hate your living guts. So without further ado, here is a story about the crew doing a holiday gift exchange that bears no resemblance to your own assholish behavior whatsoever and if you think it does, then that is ON YOU because you are just PROJECTING. #JustSayin'</blockquote>

<blockquote>Bruce wasn't allowed to play War with him anymore. Of all the things that happened after they got back home, Jamie was sure that that was by far the most unfair.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Because how can Cecil not be the type to plan his perfect wedding with Carlos. It doesn't have to be an actual wedding, just a tour of his wedding scrapbook or something. Maybe Carlos stumbles across it at Cecil's place.</blockquote> ➤the fill for this prompt is multimedia, including a carefully created pinterest

<blockquote>Twitter API returning results that do not respect arrow of time.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Look, I'm not saying you can explain art. But this thread really speaks to me as a participatory vision that challenges the limits of what constitutes a kink meme fill. It elevates "has this prompt been filled or not?" to an existential question that deconstructs the whole artform without enforcing an arbitrary sense of finality that would discourage other anons from writing a traditional narrative fill. If they, you know. Wanted to be all mainstream like that.</blockquote> ➤ HOW DO I EVEN TAG THIS???

<blockquote>eating during sex, mild D/s, bottom!John, and, of course, cupcakes</blockquote>

➤ C6DVD valentine's card to Isis from Darren

<blockquote>Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta</blockquote> ➤ Aka fandom distilled in fic form.

➤ In which Darren and Geoffrey go to the amusement park on the Toronto islands, and have a version of fun. ➤ as of checkign in October 2014 all the images are broken :(

➤ The beginning of a beautiful friendship.