LINKDING

<blockquote>Oh my GOD! I offered Allonius and Zoill's Octapii, because those are the only characters I felt able to write and then I got your prompt which talked about literally every other character except for the ones I offered. DON'T REQUEST 'ANY' IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE MATCHING WORKS, JACKASS! And that's without even going into all your other fails. You are basically lucky that I decided to be the better person and write a wonderful story that is not in any way a meta-criticism of how you suck when it comes to gift exchanges or of how much I hate your living guts. So without further ado, here is a story about the crew doing a holiday gift exchange that bears no resemblance to your own assholish behavior whatsoever and if you think it does, then that is ON YOU because you are just PROJECTING. #JustSayin'</blockquote>

<blockquote>Amaresu – I really hope this doesn’t cause wank, but if Mary_Suep had been talking like this about me behind MY back, I would want to know. I really hope this doesn’t Ruin Yuletide for you, or anything. You know that if she HAS made a mockery of your request, or failed to post a completed fic, you can report her to the mods, right? char-big hugschar- A concerned nonnie and fellow REAL Ghost Soup fangirl</blockquote>

➤ In which an actual semi-serious story is written about Ghost Soup the nonexistent fandom.

<blockquote>Luke makes out with Angela's clone and Angela gets mad and seduces Moira just to make Luke mad, and then Ryan and Luke duel to the death with their lightsabers and it ends up in an Angela/Angela's clone/Moira threesome. And Ryan feels really bad and flies off to Mars forever.</blockquote> ➤ In which an enterprising author writes an intentionally terrible fic for a nonexistent fandom, and then people get into a glorious wank in the comments over said fandom.