<blockquote>"Listening to me run on is part of your raison d'etre," he says. "You are the, the psychoanalyst of the masses. You are Karl Jung in a very silly little apron. Listening is one of your services, part of your job, what you are paid for. And tipped for, I might add."
"Which would be more of an incentive if you weren't a shit tipper," the bartender says serenely, and keeps wiping glasses.</blockquote>
➤ Oliver tells a bartender the story of him and Geoffrey. For the seventh time.
