LINKDING

<blockquote>Oh my god, you guys: a heartbroken Luo Binghe decides to follow his beloved undergraduate advisor to Harvard, by any means necessary. "Here's your chance to make it, / so take it like a man!"</blockquote> ➤ author's note: "I'm not even tagging this for crack, you have eyes, you know what you're getting into." It's a fusion with legally blonde, and it's perfect

<blockquote>In the end, the decision was easy. "I've come to tell you I have accepted a position at Yiling University." Qingheng-jun's attention drifted back to his phone. "Not very prestigious is it?” "I am taking the professorship. I am also taking the boys." After the death of their mother, Lan Qiren removes his nephews from Cloud Recesses to Yiling.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“Oh, hey,” Wei Ying says as the audiobook starts up. “Snacks?" Lan Zhan spares a glance from the road as Wei Ying hoists his tote bag of goodies and opens up some Takis. “The driver should not eat,” he says. Wei Ying stuffs three Takis into his mouth at once and mulls aloud, “You totally wouldn’t let me eat in your car if I wasn’t getting an abortion.” “Mn,” Lan Zhan agrees. Wei Ying crunches happily. “I should probably insist on being treated normally,” he says, mouth half-full, “but fuck it. Normally you’re mean to me.”</blockquote> ➤ wwx gets accidentally knocked up, and needs his work nemesis to drive him to his abortion

<blockquote>“That’s my supervisor,” said Nile, lowering her voice. “He told me he had a blind date. I don’t think it’s going too well.” “Well, if he needs to be rescued,” said Nicky, “let me know.”</blockquote> ➤ consists of: Holding Out For A Hero Academic Proposals

<blockquote>Some days you find yourself having sex with your academic nemesis in a storage closet and that’s just how it is.</blockquote> ➤ series consists of: Explaining Is Losing A Brief Report On Being In Love (diGenova, 2019)

<blockquote>A dam bursts inside Nicky, and he is so swept away in the tide of his relief he admits everything. “I meant it,” he says. “Of course I meant it, I’ve fallen in love with you. Let me keep you. Let me stay with you. Marry me, Joe.” “I thought I would spend my nights in darkness,” Joe tells him, and Nicky knows this about him, too, that he will not give a straight answer when a poem would do. “I thought I’d live on a pale shadow of what you’ve made me feel. But you – your smile could light up the darkest night, Nicolò. Your heart is so sweet, my love, you’ve captured mine so easily. I’ll stay with you for as long as you’ll have me.” Nicky would blame the wine, he would blame the summer breeze, the beautiful view, temporary insanity, anything, but it would be a lie and he’s an honest man. If he’s drunk on anything, it’s Joe. If anything makes him shiver, it’s Joe. If there is any beautiful view, it’s Joe’s eyes, bright with tears and smiling at him. If he’s insane, it’s only love. OR: The one where Joe and Nicky get married after knowing each other for two weeks.</blockquote>

<blockquote>My take on South Downs: Aziraphale and Crowley decide to become professors. This is inspired by the headcanon that Crowley has 20 different degrees. He is the Serpent of the Tree of Knowledge after all.</blockquote>

<blockquote>It’s a new year, a new semester. Looking out across the classroom, taking in the bright-eyed students in their winter gear, the crowded desks, the aisles choked with backpacks and bags, Luke can’t help but feel that it’s going to be a good year. “Welcome to Transformative Journeys: Pilgrimage and Practice in Global Buddhisms,” he says, with a smile. “I’m Professor Amidala-Lars."</blockquote> ➤ OH NO I AM CHARMED ➤ (Poe is the new hire at the university where Luke teaches, and Rey is a neighbourhood foster kid Luke's taken under his wing) ➤ I had a lot of feelings about being in religious studies back in my university days and how I miss it. But also just a good fic! ➤ I did feel though that the fic went on too long beyond a natural end point into nothing but fluff that wasn't going anywhere new.

<blockquote>John decides that California doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. After Antarctica, the sun is a very, very attractive prospect, and there are beaches for surfing, and he could go barefoot and wear shorts all the time, which is a nice thought after years in uniform. The letter from his great-uncle’s lawyer tells him that he’s inherited ownership of the store, and it’s probably in his best interests to sell it, unless he’s willing to put the time and effort into refurbishment.</blockquote> ➤ adding another in the list of "sga fics I read back in the day and inexplicably didn't bookmark"

<blockquote>it isn’t until eames shoots the first mate of the fisher in the chest with a harpoon gun that he wonders how this will affect his chance at tenure.</blockquote> ➤ eames fell into being a prof (ornithology), arthur is cobb's ta, and there are illegal whalers in the bay they want to infiltrate and take down

<blockquote>From her mother, Teyla inherited a bright smile, toffee-colored skin, and very good manners. (set in the universe of "the fixation of belief")</blockquote>

➤ Richard II. In which Richard slept with Henry in order to get the rota changed ➤ sequels: Interdepartmental Politics, by gileonnen http://community.livejournal.com/the_phrensies/6406.html Faculty Planning, by gileonnen http://community.livejournal.com/the_phrensies/6847.html

➤ John the real estate agent and Rodney the professor who seduces John back into a life of academia

➤ Sculpter/art-history prof Ray, and English prof Fraser ➤ also in the series: Class http://j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com/31238.html A Tinker's Damn http://community.livejournal.com/i_said_elves/3688.html#cutid2 The Angel at the Gate http://j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com/45549.html

<blockquote>A series of snapshots from a life in which Rodney teaches at California State University Channel Islands and John owns "Boards, Boards and More Boards" a surf/snow/skate shop in Ventura, CA.</blockquote> The Vulgar Needs of Life The Pitter Patter of Large Furry Feet All That Is Gone Listen to the Falling Rain There's a Thin Line After Midnight Blood Makes Noise And I Say (it's all right) Semester's End We Could Do That, Sure A Very Gourmet Yule So Doing It Some Days? Not So Much And Then, Just Like That A Chicken Soup Kind of a Day The Wave from Coast to Ocean Kiss Me Like You Mean It All Over the Place

➤ The one where Rodney's a prof and John teaches yoga, and they meet on the subway.

➤ The one where Rodney is a prof and John is a junk-shop owner and also incidentally Rodney's landlord.

➤ the 10-years-later sequel to Freedom's Just Another Word

➤ Is there even anything to say about this one? This fic is basically perfect.

<blockquote>In 1991, Desert Storm began, Pete Rose got banned from the Baseball Hall of Fame, the Soviet Union collapsed, and Rodney McKay was framed for academic fraud.</blockquote> ➤ Also, John got kicked out of the military for being queer, and Rodney stole his car.