<blockquote>In an alternate universe where Valjean and Javert work together in the Sûreté, not so much as buddy cops but as cops who yell at each other a lot, a run-in with a gang of criminals leaves them in an awkward predicament.</blockquote>
➤ or as Carmarthen said on tumblr:
<blockquote>AKA: Javert thinks kissing is gross and Valjean hides lockpicks up his butt: The Fic.</blockquote>