<blockquote>I decided it would be a branching-from-canon AU set before the first movie, and Admiral Kirk is so very bored by his desk job that he starts hanging around and donig most of his work in the Starfleet coffee bar in his headquarters building, and one of the poor yeomen who run it gets brave enough to tell him that if he's going to be down there all the time scaring the customers he should at least do some work, and he totally does.</blockquote>
