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Summary: On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it. He wasn’t being very successful on that front. The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name. ➤ cackling with delighted laughter over this svsss bingqiu modern au ➤ these complete weirdos!!! (affectionate) ➤ lbh, a former student of sqq who has since become an international superstar, sends a mass email announcing his interest in sqq. sqq is more worried about his old student's feelings being hurt than he is about the evident stalking the email reveals ➤ the fic is so funny, with so many perfect details. and the last line!!! I'm dead. ➤ 6k words in length

Summary: Whenever Shen Yuan thought of Luo Binghe, she got a weird feeling in her stomach, like she was hungry, like she was about to fall. So she stopped thinking long enough to lay down on the sofa. Luo Binghe wasn’t like other women. She had a perfect body: strong, but also soft. She could pick Shen Yuan up, but she also made a good pillow. She was an excellent cook, but she hated to have help in the kitchen and would only let Shen Yuan sit on the counter and watch. She was highly intelligent, with a memory like a trap and a natural aptitude for learning. But she was cute, too—she liked to hold onto Shen Yuan during scary movies, and if Shen Yuan didn’t pat her on the head and tell her ‘good job’, she pouted. ➤ a cute little modern au f/f bingqiu get-together! ➤ lbh comes over to sy's apartment to cook for her on a rainy day ➤ binghe is SO good at working around her yuan-jie's heterosexual hangups 🥰 ➤ 2.5k words in length

Summary: Shang Qinghua is dropped without warning into an archaic alternate universe, ie. the Oxford University collegiate system. And, okay, there would have been a warning if she read the college brochure properly before she applied… ➤ modern AU f/f moshang where they meet as college roommates ➤ I appreciate that it's set in a specific college and the details about it are made use of to build out the sense of setting ➤ I love sqh's narrative pov, she's so funny! ➤ I also love the glimpses we get into the cumplane friendship and into the whole....situation sqq has going on with the harem of young men who are in love with him while sqq is oblivious to how gay everything is. ➤ and the moshang is super cute. mbj and sqh are both bad at communicating, in very different ways, and mbj is doing her best! ➤ 9k words in length

Summary: <blockquote>After Mobei Jun loses access to his trust fund, he needs a new income source. Luckily for him, Shang Qinghua is rich, single, and inoffensive. What more could you need in a man?</blockquote> ➤ tshirt is a genius, this is SO funny, I'm dying ➤ modern au where mbj is a trust fund baby who's lost access to his trust fund, and what is he going to do, WORK for money?? no. ➤ enter sugar daddy sqh, or possibly findom mbj's paypig sqh ➤ 3k words in length

Summary: <blockquote>Shen Yuan buys a body pillow, cyberstalks his nemesis, and joins a harem. Luo Binghe, recently escaped from the Endless Abyss, is just along for the ride.</blockquote> ➤ shen yuan definitely didn't intend to buy this body pillow of luo binghe what are you talking about ➤ he also definitely didn't involve his "essence" in an accidental ritual that summoned the real luo binghe ➤ however luo binghe is now here and he needs to do SOMETHING about that ➤ extremely funny, tshirt is always so good at the comic timing ➤ the airplane cameo is also perfect ➤ 4k words in length

Summary: <blockquote>"Shang Hua, huh?" Shen Yuan asked, peering over his classmate's shoulder as he finished the last stroke. "Interesting name." "Is it?" Shang Hua said. He looked strangely nervous. His general air in class had been of someone who was either actively being harassed or believed harassment would commence any moment now. Though Shen Yuan had no personal aspirations toward villainy, it made something in Shen Yuan want to bully him a little. It also made him unaccountably suspicious.</blockquote>

Summary: <blockquote>“She doesn’t like you like that,” comes Luo Binghe’s voice, so irritating that Liu Qingge’s face sours up like they’ve bitten a lemon. They direct a wintry glare at Luo Binghe, whose chair has been scooted as close to Shen Yuan’s empty one as possible in her momentary absence. Luo Binghe smiles beatifically at them, drawing her finger slowly in a circle around the rim of Shen Yuan’s finished drink- then raising it to her mouth and sucking the lingering wetness off her finger, pulling it out with a graphic pop.</blockquote>

Summary: <blockquote>“The Mobei-Jun rises from his throne, eyes glowing white as his voice takes on the timbre of power unique to the reigning Ice Demon King of the Northern Desert. “Prince Mo Bei is declared outcast. You are sentenced to conditional exile according to the traditions of this Court. Prince Mo Bei, you are forbidden from returning to your ancestral lands until you have learned to count to five. Learn to count to claim your rightful throne.” Once upon a time, an arrogant prince was exiled from his kingdom. A kind stranger takes him in. Together they write a new story.</blockquote>

Summary: <blockquote>Shen Yuan is given a limited-edition, 1 day FREE trial of the System (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉchar-.✧ (hurry, while supplies last!) Aka, Shen Yuan transmigrates for one (1) day and fixes whatever he can on Qing Jing peak in 24 hours</blockquote>

<blockquote>Mutually antagonistic Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe share an ill-advised hookup at the wedding of their exes.</blockquote> ➤ bing-ge/liu qingge, past bing-ge/shen jiu & yqy/lqg, the wedding is for og!sqq/yqy

<blockquote>sqh: bro what the fuck sy: I know he's so nice?? sqh: ...shen yuan sqh: he wants to smash sy: what? smash what? sqh: he's HITTING ON U DUDE sqh: HE WANTS TO WINE AND DINE U. FEED U AMBROSIA & THEN SUCK IT OUT THRU UR DICK / archived bingyuan threadfic - modern au where binghe is a celebrity chef!</blockquote>

<blockquote>sy has only just barely realized he's gay, with help from his Internet friend airplane. he asks airplane, an Experienced Gay TM, for advice on how to make his first gay conquest: the cute guy who's always pouting adorably at his shitty laptop whenever sy goes to the internet cafe</blockquote> ➤ abandoned but what's here is super cute!

<blockquote>#svsssrpweek2023 day 2 - enemies to lovers - moshangshen modern au shen yuan likes his best friend and roommate, shang qinghua. he does not like his best friend's best friend, mobei jun.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Heavenly Demons get around. What if Yue Qi had a more colourful ancestry than in canon?</blockquote> ➤ he doesn't make it into cang qiong, and things get darker

<blockquote>"Excuse me," Tianlang-jun calls politely, "I'm looking for Liu Qingge. Do you know where he might be? They told me this was his courtyard." "And who are you supposed to be?" the very beautiful man says, shooting Tianlang-jun a look of deep disdain. He's polishing a sword that looks quite well-cared for. "I was hired as his tutor in swordplay," Tianlang-jun says, smiling. "I can't wait to meet the boy; I love children." Tianlang-jun has never interacted with a child in his life. Tianlang-jun nails his first job as a tutor.</blockquote>

<blockquote>After almost a decade of separation, Prince Qingqiu is glad to see his little brother again. He just wishes Luo Binghe weren't probably here to kill him.</blockquote> ➤ pseudo-incest (they're both sons of the emperor but with no actual parents in common - sqq's adopted) ➤ love the way this story has translated the pushing into the endless abyss!

<blockquote>In which Shen Qingqiu, angry and so very alone, decides that if the world will not give him a companion, then he will simply make one. Shen Yuan comes into being knowing very little, but loving every part of it.</blockquote> ➤ sy is a creation of sj's. includes friendship between sy and yqy

<blockquote>Wu Yanzi barks out a laugh. "I used to have another student," he tells Shen Jiu as he takes a swig of his wine. “I picked him up when the Cang Qiong brats rejected him.” “I don’t care,” Shen Jiu says coolly. He doesn’t. What does it matter that Wu Yanzi had a student before him? That has no effect on him. "He was far less obedient than you, though,” Wu Yanzi continues, not bothered by Shen Jiu’s lack of reaction. “He kept trying to escape. He had some kid he wanted to see, this Xiao-something he promised to return to." His grin is made of black teeth and nastiness when he says, "Make sure I won't have to bury you next to him." (Or, there is a very good reason why Yue Qi never returned for Shen Jiu.)</blockquote> ➤ the one where yue qi really did die instead of being able to rescue shen jiu - but sj reanimates him in the end

<blockquote>Instead of being found by Huan Hua Palace disciples, Luo Binghe meets a Wan Jian disciple who instantly falls in love with his sword. No, not that sword. Xin Mo.</blockquote> ➤ where shen yuan is a pidw native and xin mo is a character

<blockquote>Shen Jiu has heard many things about Wu Yanzi, none of them good. He thought he knew what he would be dealing with, studying under him. Only, Wu Yanzi does not match up to anything he had ever expected. (Written for ShenJiuGoodEndFesta2021)</blockquote> ➤ sy transmigrates into Wu Yanzi

<blockquote>Wang Ningmei has had a fair amount of sex, in her day. Most of it she’d even call good, some of it with people she'd really liked, even loved, some of it both of those things at the same time. But there was something about the simultaneous ease and tension in the room right now, familiarity and newness combining into a heady cocktail that meant every touch and laugh and motion was unexpected but never truly a surprise. She knows these women. She's talked with them, laughed with them, built a thousand stories with them for years. They're hers, in a way she's never conceived of til now, and she's theirs. But she doesn't know them here, like this, slick laughing lips and cracking laughs and the glorious slide of flesh on flesh, and every little thing she learns is like a light turning on inside her, filling her with warmth and want.</blockquote> ➤ epilogue to the forums au

<blockquote>Peak lord Shen Qingqiu has been officially betrothed to the demonic prince Su Binghe via an intermediary. Prince Binghe's chamberlain is attentive, comely, and absolutely not the man Shen Qingqiu should be falling in love with.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"I've read about this somewhere," Shang Qinghua said, tapping her chin. "You wrote it," Peerless Cucumber snapped. "Chapter 258, remember?" "Haha," Shang Qinghua said. "No." She thought for a moment. "This isn't one of the curses we'd have to get married to break, right?"</blockquote>

<blockquote>Sha Hualing considers that somehow, she might have been the only person on Luo Binghe's top ten contacts who hadn't figured out that he was gay before now. She throws her phone at the fridge so hard that the screen cracks.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Luo Binghe is eleven when he is given to Cang Qiong as a present for the young, new-made lord of Qing Jing. Luo Binghe is twenty-one when he wins Shen Qingqiu for himself.</blockquote> ➤ no transmigration au (sy|sqq is a PIDW native)

<blockquote>【The System was successfully activated! Role bound: Luo Binghe’s master, ‘Shen Qingqiu.’ Special challenge mode enabled: Alternate Universe #517, 'Eternal Youth'!】 Shen Yuan woke up in a new body, in a new world, smug with the knowledge that he was ready for whatever transmigration might throw at him. This lasted exactly as long as it took for the System to boot up, and for Shen Yuan to realise that his fellow humans, in this twisted AU of his favourite-least-favourite web novel, were strangely... aquatic. Oddly baby-faced, as if they'd just stepped out of a donghua. And there were other changes, too, which scared him in particular more than they would most of the characters in Proud Immortal Demon Way.</blockquote> ➤ another discovery channel challenge fic! axolotls this time!

<blockquote>By finally learning to lie, Yue Qi manages to get herself purchased by the Qius instead of Shen Jiu on that fateful day. Shen Jiu, in her efforts to rescue her, ends up Sect Leader of Cang Qiong Mountain. But during Shen Jiu’s patient ascension, Yue Qingyuan is sold, only to be located a decade later. Now, as Yue Qi tries to adjust to a new life at Cang Qiong Mountain she never expected would come, Shen Jiu tries her best to pamper her. Together they will navigate their past, present, and their future together. For Qijiu Week Day 6: Role Reversal/Hand-Holding</blockquote> ➤ ahhhh, the difference in yqy's assumption about why og!sqq didn't come back for him!!

<blockquote>Shang Qinghua intends to diverge the plot to leave the path open for the protagonist to go to Bai Zhan and become a peerless cultivator. When Luo Binghe shows up to beg entry to An Ding instead, based off nothing but one poorly thought out encouraging smile, Shang Qinghua can't really do anything but roll with it.</blockquote> ➤ peerless cucumber is the system and lbh becomes an an ding disciple

<blockquote>one of the engineers at my job said "bingbot" and they weren't talking about binghe but now I am THINKING<blockquote>

<blockquote>Shen Yuan hijacks his brother's bridal sedan to marry Crown Prince Luo Binghe AKA future blackened protagonist and titular character of 'prolific' stallion novel, Proud Tyrannical Emperor Way.</blockquote>