<blockquote>With a pint-sized sneaker dangling somewhere near his nose, and another jabbed into his collar bone, Tony takes out the phone Steve gave him.
Nearly punching the buttons, he types, Vision made my kitchen smell like Staten Island and Clint’s kid is nesting on my face. I need you to stop being a child and come home.
(Or, Tony abuses the bat phone.)</blockquote>
➤ the important part here is the author's end note:
<blockquote>Uhhhh. Okay. So. What you need to know here is that I worked for the UN last year. And I find the idea that they're capable of doing anything quickly, legally, or ominously incredibly insulting. I loved Cap: CW, but seriously. It's the UN. They make grand proclamations about stuff and do jack shit about it for fifty some odd years.</blockquote>
