LINKDING

<blockquote>CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan. AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we? CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all. AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous. CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not. / Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast. But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?</blockquote>

<blockquote>Is The New Prince K Here To Stay? Exclusive interview by Hani Sereson I’m late for my interview with Prince Kiem, everyone’s favourite royal, because I get lost. He and his partner have moved to a bigger suite of rooms in the other wing of the palace, with two studies, their own kitchen, and a spare bedroom. “I don’t really use the kitchen,” confesses Kiem when he sees me looking, “but Jainan makes me breakfast sometimes.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>Katherine Climpson explores the documentation of an unusual example of medieval matrimony.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The night she left to follow the King, it wasn't raining or anything like that.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY. Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.</blockquote> ➤ ohhhh dang this fic is INCREDIBLE

<blockquote>The ATF has questions about how some explosions on Greendale's campus tie into the local rumors of a cult led by Troy Barnes. The study group has answers. Sort of.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The otome community uncovers the mysteries of the Nikiforov-Katsuki Route, one of the most difficult and overly-complicated routes in a game supposedly just about ice skating. mysticdabber okay so I've literally conquered every other route on this damn game but yuuri keeps flat out rejecting me?? I've hit like 7 different Friend routes 50 times?? What does he want?? How high are his standards?? I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU YUURI ALL I WANT IS YOUR HEART</blockquote> ➤ the one where yuri on ice is a dating sim.

<blockquote>Darcy I have strong opinions Liza Benítez Nope, you are mean. Darcy I’m sure my dedication to giving you feedback is terribly offensive Liza Benítez well one day I’ll figure out your motives Darcy Will you now?</blockquote> ➤ oh no how does this au work SO WELL. It continues a little past the point where it needs to, where it's just pointless relationship fluff, but it's just YEAH.

<blockquote>A classic work of Fire Nation Empire-era propagandist theater, rediscovered.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'The epic popularly known as The Lord Of The Rings is at heart a simple adventure story and has no real historical relevance.' Do you agree? Discuss with reference to Cox et al. (Essay set for first year undergraduates at the University of New Bree, F.A. 3011)</blockquote>

<blockquote>> enter the Mairie You see M. le Maire sitting at his desk. He is wearing a green coat. He is very attractive. > wait to be noticed M. le Maire ignores you.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Because how can Cecil not be the type to plan his perfect wedding with Carlos. It doesn't have to be an actual wedding, just a tour of his wedding scrapbook or something. Maybe Carlos stumbles across it at Cecil's place.</blockquote> ➤the fill for this prompt is multimedia, including a carefully created pinterest

<blockquote>You know what they say: the more things change... (Carol stays the same.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>This started in a conversation between us about how knotting without permission is practically non-con and how important it is to know exactly what you’re about to sleep with, or, as coruscera summarised it: “I'm just saying, it's good to know what you're signing up for char-beforechar- cocks are in places and shit cannot be taken back.” And then linbot realised that a bunch of truly bizarre things have happened in slash stories she’s read, so the questionnaire got longer and longer.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Written during Wimbledon 2011: Rudy, contender for the Wimbledon trophy, baffles the BBC commentators.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Hobbes turned over in bed and poked Calvin with his tail. “Maybe you live on a different plane of existence. That somehow we both occupy the same space and that’s why we can see each other and others can’t.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>In which it's 1964, Camelot is an advertising agency with a budget problem, Merlin is a copywriter who loves to twist, and Arthur is a junior partner who loves to shout. More or less.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Thanks to improved signals from the Department of Communications, all television sets will turn on automatically at the designated times for your convenience and cannot be turned off. If you are in a rural District and do not own a television, report to your Neighborhood Entertainment Assembly. All of the following programs are mandatory viewing:</blockquote>

<blockquote>The cast and crew of Horrible Histories CBBC takes the piss out of Gay and Lesbian history. Sketches include: “Internatyonal Man of Myfterie”, “The Lesbians who Don’t Do Anything”, “Henry Bollingbroke Doesn’t Like Dick”, and three new Savage Songs!</blockquote>

<blockquote>What it says on the tin.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Submitted for publication in the Journal for Xenocoital Studies. Abstract: I present the first study of sexual relations between Vulcan and Human males, from a study of 100 sexual encounters with a single Human male. The time taken for the Human to achieve orgasm was measured under four types of contact: manual stimulation of the penis, oral stimulation of the penis, oral stimulation combined with digital contact with the anus, and anal penetration. The optimum parameters for producing orgasm are identified, and empirical relations are presented between the time taken to orgasm and the pressure of manual or oral stimulation or frequency of anal thrusts.</blockquote>

➤ the Doctor writes Dumbledore/Grindelwald fixit fic. The Master disapproves of the Doctor's ending.

➤ The story of Ray's aborted college attempt, via his academic advisor's records of him. ➤ The unusual format is very well done

<blockquote>Network Command Final Examination Paper IV: General Knowledge Candidates must answer ALL QUESTIONS in Section A and AT LEAST THREE QUESTIONS from Section B</blockquote> ➤ (question/answer #4 is particularly good)