LINKDING

<blockquote>After the excitement of the Series Eleven visit is over Mordecai attempts to escape with a kitten to calm down. Flavian follows.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Buzzfeed, July 2019, "Top Five Off-the-Wall Theories About the Scary Instagram Plant Man"</blockquote>

<blockquote>Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Methos and Aziraphale over time.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Back at the car, he slid the pizzas and ice cream into the back seat and climbed in front and handed the lemonade and the cookies to David. He still wasn’t sure whether he meant them as a sweet reminder or a petulant declaration that he cared about how David felt, but it was definitely one or the other.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Motherfucking ow, jesus." Croc grips GQ a little tighter and keeps moving. No point looking at him. Croc knows what he looks like—looks like shit, right now—and it's more important to keep his eyes ahead. Ground's rocky as hell. GQ's going to have way more to complain about if Croc drops him. "It'd hurt less if you hadn't gotten shot," he tells GQ, flat.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Is The New Prince K Here To Stay? Exclusive interview by Hani Sereson I’m late for my interview with Prince Kiem, everyone’s favourite royal, because I get lost. He and his partner have moved to a bigger suite of rooms in the other wing of the palace, with two studies, their own kitchen, and a spare bedroom. “I don’t really use the kitchen,” confesses Kiem when he sees me looking, “but Jainan makes me breakfast sometimes.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>In which our heroes learn something new about Lee Nicholas.</blockquote> ➤ a light fic

<blockquote>"Look," Elliot said, "I've checked - as best as I can when the nearest library is two hundred miles away - and I don't think any of this is actually legally binding? So just kneel, say the things, and we can all be on our way."</blockquote> ➤ this all feels very accurate to the characters and to the tone of canon

<blockquote>First, mangoes tied up in cloth, lying on M'Baku's throne.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Legolas and Gimli contemplate marriage.</blockquote>

<blockquote>In a world where men may be gifted with powers from the gods, Hannibal finds that some men are luckier than others.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“The King of Attolia is generous. He sends me here with my good friend, and makes everything ready for us before we two arrive. Perhaps before we even set sail."</blockquote>

<blockquote>After the third year, Granby gave up all pretence and embraced it as a tradition: The final week of July, barring war, injury, or other disaster, was to be spent on Tharkay’s estate in Scotland.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Elliot and Luke's wedding involves compromise and frolicking woodland creatures. The usual.</blockquote>

<blockquote>They decriminalized it today, Jeeves—not that you don’t know that already. I know the dead aren’t supposed to have a jot of knowledge about the world below, but I can’t imagine that goes for you: in fine print of every King James, I’ve no doubt, if closely examined, it says “except for Jeeves.”</blockquote>

<blockquote>Victor and Yuuri are planning a wedding. In fact, to accomodate all their cultural traditions, they're planning three. For the Russian one, Victor is thinking a cathedral and golden crowns. Never mind that he's not religious.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Captain Max Stone stood in the spotlight in the packed battlefield theater, extolling the virtues of courage and loyalty in the war against the Graths. This broadcast was reaching billions of people over five planets. The hot-climate uniform he was wearing served no purpose here other than to show off his deeply gnarled scars and functional, but very mechanical, prosthetics; symbols of humanity's truly brave warriors. Max pounded the podium, raised his metal fist and his voice, whipping everyone into a patriotic, Grath-hating frenzy. This was all he was good for anymore.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Costis asks Kamet about Immakuk and Ennikar's friendship. A missing scene from Thick as Thieves.</blockquote>

<blockquote>An attempt to work WITH the ongoing Spock/Uhura pairing.</blockquote> ➤ (the spock/uhura is background, the focus is on kirk/spock)

<blockquote>Mike and Psmith are stranded during the bank's annual yachting trip.</blockquote>

<blockquote>It’s because of this - this tendency of Viktor’s to be all limbs, always moving, even when he’s relaxed - that the thing with the feet happens. Not the thing with Yuri’s feet: that happens a lot, because Viktor is not subtle in his interests and Yuri is not the kind of man to pass up on leverage like that. No, this is the thing with Viktor’s feet. The one that leads to Yuri’s most widely-screencapped and circulated instagram post ever, and also Viktor’s most infamous profile picture.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Grandpa likes to call Yuri's cat—his other cat—Matroskin, because she talks so much. Maya hid under Yuri's bed for their first two months of cohabitation and yowled every time he kicked his shoes under there. She’ll cuddle up to Yuri now as long as they both pretend it’s not happening. That’s the proper order of things when it comes to humans and cats.</blockquote>

<blockquote>A year ago, Victor would never have dared to do something like this. Yuuri would have flinched, pulled away, been convinced Victor was making fun of him. Now Yuuri just smiled and said, "Think about what? My husband coming to bed in a wig and flannel pajamas? No, I don't think I did."</blockquote>

<blockquote>Excerpts from a forthcoming work on the formation of policy during the reigns of King Laurent and King Damianos V, with notes on sections to be censored.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Tingle balls Tingle balls Tingle all the way.... (oh, oh, oooh!)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Ali told himself that he had not come here expecting to be embraced and kissed like a brother. He had not come here expecting to find Lawrence full of joy, or apologetic for not having sought to contact Ali himself. He had not come here expecting to find Lawrence sane. In these regards, he was not disappointed.</blockquote> ➤ a wonderful small look at their complicated relationship

<blockquote>Pride is the father of all sin, and the devil knows pride. Johnny's got it in abundance.</blockquote> ➤ Oh, I particularly like this interpetation of what happens after!

<blockquote>As old men, Scipio and Hannibal have an opportunity they longed for at Ephesus.</blockquote> ➤ written in rhyming iambic pentameter

<blockquote>Phichit's phone buzzes. christophe-gc has posted a new photo, it tells him. When he thumbs the screen, it brightens to reveal a shot of Christophe Giacometti, lounging on a bench, wearing nothing but a Speedo and his skates. greetings from your local king of selfies, says the caption. Phichit doesn't actually know Chris - not personally. He has nothing to prove. But Phichit is also, categorically, a competitive little shit, and he knows he can do better. So it begins.</blockquote>