<blockquote>This was the moment of his triumph. As sweet as these sinful pastries might taste, Javert was not here to indulge sordid desires. He was the law. And the law said that Unlicensed Living Pastry Prostitution was an illegal act, and to be strictly punished.
A fusion with Chuck Tingle's "Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts".</blockquote>
➤ It was only a matter of time before fandom wrote fic of Chuck Tingle's oeuvre!