the sequel gives a tidy summary of this one, which is:
<blockquote>We were coming up on our three-month anniversary, which meant Ty was about to finish his third full month of being a psychic. I'd given him spectral herpes -- consensually! wholly consensually! -- on our first date, which had not-coincidentally been in a creepy haunted house where we'd needed a combination of my highly contagious paranormal abilities and his in-progress Asian Languages and Cultures undergraduate degree to keep us from being siliconed to death by animated anthropomorphic sex toys.</blockquote>
➤ the sequel is "This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It"
