<blockquote>Paul Simon may have taken a few liberties with the events, but here's what REALLY happened down by the schoolyard. In addition to our narrator, it features Mama, Papa, the radical priest (and some of his less savory brethren), a reporter for Newsweek, assorted members of the law enforcement and legal professions, Rosie the queen of Corona and, of course, Julio.</blockquote>
