LINKDING

summary: <blockquote>“I’d rather the devil we know. Wouldn’t you?”</blockquote> ➤ a tgcf fanfic about ling wen and pei ming, written for mxtx remix as a remix of my ling wen fic ➤ SHRIEKING. FLAILING. CLAWING AT MY FACE IN DELIGHT. I am so honoured that my fic could inspire this piece of absolute perfection ➤ the dynamics between Ling Wen and Pei Ming throughout are soooooo good. the affection and the insults combined, the way selfishness is manifested differently in each of them and the way it does and doesn't affect their connection ➤ ling wen nonsexually domming pei ming! ➤ the vibes of three tumours are so perfectly rancid! ➤ and the unofficial junior official chats! ➤ the way heaven in general thinks about ling wen's takeover! ➤ I'm just. blown away. this fic is EVERYTHING to me. ➤ 2k words in length

<blockquote>Shen Yuan doesn't remember writing a 300k PIDW fix-it fic, but he must have, because it's been posted to his AO3 account. (He doesn't remember getting an AO3 account either.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Your grandmother is becoming a starship! She has gone through many phases in her life already — infant, child, teenager, young adult, student, worker, in many cases spouse, parent, retiree. She has had hobbies like knitting, volleyball and carbon mitigation. She has travelled in planetary atmosphere whenever her circumstances allowed. Now she is uploading her consciousness into a starship! The circle of life is beautiful</blockquote>

<blockquote>My wife promised me that she'd cosplay as Boat if I did Varadar Tau. Little did I know that it would be a journey of freeze frames, dim lighting, and bumping into Matt Schnee at the worst possible moment. A BarraCon 2008 report.</blockquote>

<blockquote>All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, including the one to enlightenment. It's just that some people choose to walk a different way.</blockquote> ➤ Lu-Tze's backstory!

<blockquote>Bjornruffian messages Computron with a question.</blockquote>

<blockquote>“To be clear,” Clark asked, “did I just help you commit a felony?” Lois said nothing, but gave Clark her best ‘shut the fuck up’ look. Obediently, he shut the fuck up. She hadn’t needed to bring him along. The only reason she had was as a precaution. He might be too big to be sneaky, but he was a fine size for warding off the majority of small threats. Lois, despite a carefully cultivated demeanor, still could not intimidate as well as a hapless dork who happened to shop in big and tall.</blockquote> ➤ I love Lois's pov!

<blockquote>Ok, sure, this Starbucks is down a dirt path in a weird forest, and the barista is a little intense, but it’s seriously the best Starbucks Lizzie has ever been in.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"It's Carthage and there hasn't even been a proper fight, only a whole lot of droning on about honor. If I wanted that I'd ask my father; at least he doesn't do it in verse." Tybalt and Mercutio meet at a very bad play. Words are said, eyelashes batted, and no one gets stabbed (that way...or the other way...yet).</blockquote>

<blockquote>This is entirely Miss M's fault. We were discussing how sleazy proshot Paris in the Hungarian musical would be exactly the kind of person to keep a book ranking all his sexual partners on prowess. That one time I wrote Mercutio Does Verona. This is sort of Paris Does Verona. </blockquote>

<blockquote>It was not supposed to be a theme park.</blockquote> ➤ Best Jurassic World AU

<blockquote>Anonymous asked: Hi! For the 5 times meme. Les Mis prison au...? (Prooobably not quite what you meant. This is the tale of how Bahorel assembles the Amis.)</blockquote> ➤ modern au where Bahorel keeps ending up in prison briefly and makes friends

<blockquote>Childermass and Vinculus met a Lady at the crossroads.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Two Monks learn about Mr. Darcy by studying a variety of artistic interpretations.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Hi melannen! So while I was trying to research this I actually…kind of came to the conclusion that Haussmann did not actually deserve to be eaten by sewer dinosaurs, but I wrote it anyway. Sorry it’s not very pastiche-y.</blockquote>

<blockquote>A chance encounter on the Mare Cogitum.</blockquote> ➤ the latest in the lunar base au

<blockquote>For my Sharing A Bed square in Trope Bingo Round 3. In honor of the Glorious 25th of May, have Monstrous Regiment Amis! ;)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Montparnasse accidentally reenacts the graveyard scene from Hamlet.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Are you sure Szilveszter was the best choice for Alan Grant?" Dávid whispered, less quietly than he thought he was. Szilveszter had been mumbling to Kata in corners about commercial trash that substituted pyrotechnics for dramatic scope ever since Kero had convinced him to take the lead. He was currently eyeing the khakis the wardrobe mistress held out with extreme distrust. They looked at least two sizes too small, and had the definite sheen of leather.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Captain Baptistine and Engineer Magloire of the starship Myriel pick up an escape pod with a terrified refugee.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Bossuet, having a mistress, soon discovers that he also has a friend.</blockquote> ➤ I LOVE BOSSUET SO MUCH

<blockquote>it was Father Madeleine that asked, and to deny a saint was an even more unthinkable thing than to cast his ancient bones into the pits of change and uncertainty.</blockquote> ➤or: the cowboy au

<blockquote>In which Cosette encounters a booby in the Ménagerie of the Jardin des Plantes, and Valjean is relieved. (Knowledge of Aubrey-Maturin canon not required.)</blockquote>

<blockquote>Matilda turns hacker, impresses Tony Stark, and fails to be swayed by Charles Xavier.</blockquote> ➤ THIS FIC IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT

<blockquote>Death and Vetinari can't go shopping for curtains, can they? Take this!</blockquote>

<blockquote>1828. Bahorel ends up at Mass. Jehan quotes Isaiah. There is punching. A new friendship is formed.</blockquote>

<blockquote>There were few things in life which Baptistine wanted, and fewer still which she would venture to ask from her holy brother.</blockquote> ➤ Or: the one where Mlle Baptistine gets her sofa ➤ I am not as indignant as other brick!clubbers on the subject of Baptistine's sofa but WOW YEP STILL DEFS TAKING THIS AS HEADCANON

<blockquote>once upon a time there was a man named combeferre. he was not actually named combeferre, though, for that would be a silly name. “but that is my name,” combferre interrupted the narrator, looking up from his book. he sat alone in the back room of the musain while his friends did cool things without him. ”that’s not true. and why are you narrating my actions?” </blockquote>

<blockquote>Absolute and utter crack, also Hugo pastiche flash-fic. My apologies to the Quartier de Picpus, though as one folk etymology of the name is pique-puce (flea-bite) I feel octopi are an improvement.</blockquote>

<blockquote>During the revolution of 1830, Gavroche annoys Bahorel into getting him a cannon.</blockquote>