LINKDING

<blockquote>"Road trip," Abed says, nodding approvingly. "One car. Seven people. A country's worth of dramatic situations ripe for both comedy and tragedy."</blockquote>

<blockquote>Captain Jack Aubrey, on shore leave in San Francisco, meets a stranger at the opera.</blockquote>

➤ Little Red Riding Hood, Ursula style.. ➤ (click next entry to see second half)

<blockquote>Darcy thinks of the sharp curve of Loki's smile, of his long pale fingers and his eyes like chips of ice. Some things are much more amazing and important than photosynthesis and YouTube and the ability to eat a whole box of Pop Tarts.</blockquote>

➤ Does what it says on the tin. A very alien and botanical look at Gaila. also on ao3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/506879

➤ In which Eames was Calvin as a kid! sequel: The Physiological Response to Absurdity http://ae-match.livejournal.com/133332.html

<blockquote>an utterly self-indulgent crossover that got entirely out of hand</blockquote> ➤ sldkfjhdflksdjjfd look this is one of those fics that just STAYS IN MY BRAIN because of how true and perfect and right and wonderful it is. YESSSSS. I am so glad this fic exists.

➤ character study of Fraser as an ex-alcoholic, depressing but good

➤ R and J try to have anal sex and are bad at it

➤ on issues of race in the movies author's note: "This isn't really fic, it's stupid meta speculation disguised as fic"

➤ OH MY GOD. Starts off hilarious and adorable and just sort of invisibly slides into this kind of harrowing and tragic (but still also hilarious and adorable!) depiction of the suckiness of life on Atlantis for everyone involved.

<blockquote>No one is going to rescue Gaila. Except maybe herself.</blockquote>

<blockquote>"Always sounded like balderdash to me. Substituting the satisfaction of your libido with something supposedly more acceptable, rather than just going for what you really want—where's the fun in that?"</blockquote> author's notes: <blockquote>This is slash, but the sex is het. Yeah, I don't know. Blame Napoleon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Because every fandom in the world needs an au where they're all in high school and in a band, OKAY. And this is that au. Ahaha. Um. With some angst, because I can't help myself, I am truly sorry. But, nothing compared to the other stuff I write.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Boys. Girls. Clothes. Pon Farr.</blockquote> with bonus dvd commentary here: http://allbackups.dreamwidth.org/49220.html

<blockquote>It is the third mission of his command, and Captain James T. Kirk suspects he is going insane.</blockquote> ➤ or: the one where Kirk is having intrusive memories of the TOS version of his live which Spock Prime incompletely suppressed in AOS Kirk's mind.

<blockquote>David laughed, a harsh, loud sound that Pavel had never particularly liked. "Jim Kirk is as deluded as you are if either of you really thinks they're going to let him captain the Enterprise. It's a PR stunt, Chekov. They'll yank it in a week." Pavel stared up at the ceiling, worrying his lower lip between his teeth. He couldn't fault David's logic. The bastard. "I sat at the helm of the Enterprise," he repeated, mostly to himself this time. "I felt her humming under my hands." David stared at him for a moment with a mixture of pity and amusement that Pavel absolutely loathed. He was not a puppy doing tricks for his classmates, contrary to what they often seemed to think.</blockquote>

<blockquote>My name is Lorelei Tate. I am 11 years old. Me and my parents moved here to Broomfield two weeks ago but I just started here at Centenial Elementary School this week. I hate starting a new school, I hate this town, I hate eating lunch alone ever day. The kids here are snobs. Lorelei, I'm so glad to have you in my class. What a lovely name you have! I know how hard It can be to start over When I was a child my father was in the Army and my family moved a lot. Every (watch the spelling on that word) time I made friends and started to feel at home, we had to move again. But I took something with me from every place we lived – a memory or a friend or a memento. I hope you soon find something to value here. Please memorize the correct spelling of our school, Centennial Elementary School. The proper construction is, "My parents and I... Miss Butcher</blockquote>

<blockquote>Spock and Kirk make friends while bleeding. So exactly what happened, except they're in grade school. AU. Gen.</blockquote> sequel: https://sadlikeknives.livejournal.com/184165.html (When They Have to Take You In)

<blockquote>Atlantis reads the Great Books. . . of Pegasus.</blockquote> ➤ the one with "An Account of the Rape of Hilia and the Betrayal of Ptar"

<blockquote>He was aware of the controversy surrounding the application of DADT policy to an international expedition—and an international expedition to another galaxy at that—but in the end, it didn't matter. Everyone got the chip, or they didn't go.</blockquote>

<blockquote>The first time Jack died, he had enough time to look round confusedly, see the figure in black and go “Wha-” before he was gasping back to life. The second time he got as far as “Who ar-”. The third time he was rather more badly minced by the experience, and got out a whole “Look buddy, you'd better have a pretty good explanation for-”. The next few times were along the same lines. </blockquote> ➤ or: Jack becomes friends with Death