summary:
-dick jokes
[screenshot of a text from Peerless Cucumber that reads “Do you still take commissions?”]
-passionate ranting
no fucking way
he’s still alive???
-binghe obsession
of course this is how we find out
-homoerotic undertones
maybe he really was dead and he just rose from the grave to commission art of lbh one last time
in a totally hetero way ofc
-binghe obsession
ofc
➤ it's an outside pov fic consisting of a chat between pidw friends in a discord specifically for discussing Peerless Cucumber
➤ Peerless Cucumber has reappeared after being absent from the internet for a year, and he wants to commission art of himself and his husband in sqq x lbh cosplay
➤ cue the chat going wild
➤ it's SO FUNNY and so much fun, I love this fic both in premise and execution, chef's kiss
➤ 2.4k words
