<blockquote>Kathy Beth Terry knows a lot of stuff. She knows about the solar system and how to make a model of a volcano using vinegar and baking soda. She knows about the states of matter and how there aren't just three, but four, even though most people forget about plasma (she feels really bad for plasma; does plasma get sad?). She even knows about raising chickens, and is reading a book about mice. Mice are awesome.
Kathy Beth Terry also knows that she is both the most beautiful girl in the world and the ugliest, and that that is sort of a problem. Because Kathy Beth Terry is totally boy crazy.</blockquote>