<blockquote>"If you must hear it," said Mike, in a manner calculated to strike terror into the hearts of strong men, "I don't bother with anyone else because I don't care for anyone else. I'd rather stop with you. But you already know that."
"Ah, well," said Psmith, "you'd be surprised. There exist surprising gaps in my knowledge of the world. I have yet to get through Aristotle's enlightening remarks on Ethics, and I am apt to confuse Idaho and Oregon without a map. As for long division, my tutors have laboured for years to strengthen my grasp on the concept, but to no avail -- "</blockquote>