<blockquote>#this is the story of that post #where Yennefer & Jaskier become drinking buddies after the dragon hunt breakup #bitch about Geralt #and accidentally on purpose sleep together #and instead of playing Despacito he writes a song for her #not to make Geralt jealous you understand! #Geralt internally when he sees them together: #WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK #only a jealous threesome can resolve that kind of mess #ft. the only m/f dynamic that means anything: #if she can't have him executed #there's too much equality going on #and he is Into That </blockquote>
➤ (look the tags are much better at summing up what's fun about this story than the summary)
